Trailer for sale or rent, rooms to let fifty cents
No phone, no pool, no pets, I ain\'t got no cigarettes
Ah but, two hours of pushin\' broom buys a
Eight by twelve four-bit room
I\'m a man of means by no means, king of the road

Third boxcar midnight train, destination Bangor, Maine
Old worn out suit and shoes, I don\'t pay no union dues
I smoke old stogies I have found, short but not too big around
I\'m a man of means by no means, king of the road

I know every engineer on every train
All the children and all of their names
And every handout in every town
And every lock that ain\'t locked when no-one\'s around
I sing...

Trailers for sale or rent, rooms to let fifty cents
No phone, no pool, no pets, I ain\'t got no cigarettes
Ah but, two hours of pushin\' broom buys a
Eight by twelve four-bit room
I\'m a man of means by no means, king of the road

Trailers for sale or rent, rooms to let fifty cents
No phone, no pool, no pets, I ain\'t got no cigarettes
Ah but, two hours of pushin\' broom buys a
Eight by twelve four-bit room........